WyChick (wychick) wrote in wyredneck,

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A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had
> no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the
> horse immediately springs into motion.
> It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to
> slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but
> cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the
> horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The
> horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.
> Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from
> the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes
> entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's
> pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
> As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away
> from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart
> greeter, sees her
> Desperation and unplugs the horse.
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hi ya


August 19 2005, 04:48:39 UTC 12 years ago

Glad to see you liked the joke, I personnaly laughed my ass off. I knew you would find it funny.
Well not much happening here, I bought a truck. It's a white 96 extended cab. The boys are overjoyed. It was only $3000 because its only a 2 wheel drive, but what the hell I don't go out 4 wheelin anyway. We are gonna go see Bobby for his b-day on Saturday so be aware. Hopefully we make it there this time :)
Take care of yourselves.

Angela, Lloyd and AJ
Glad you signed up. Yes I loved the joke, just kinda fit for my journal. Congrats on the truck. Tell Bobby Happy Bday. I'll be sending you guys an invitation to Wyatts 1st bday. I hope you all can come. We're just gonna have it here at the house. Talk to ya later