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Sunday, October 9th, 2005
9:59 pm

Have ya goT enough CountRy in ya to GIT R DONE and JOIN?
Thursday, August 4th, 2005
11:27 pm
mood ring
Your Mood Ring is Light Blue

Emotions mixed

Current Mood: contemplative
11:02 pm
You know you're from Baggs, Wyoming when.............
The "road hog" in front of you on Main Street is a farmer's combine.

The local phone book has only one yellow page and lists all of the ranchers brands.

You leave your jacket on the back of the chair in the cafe, and when you go back the next day, it's still there, on the same chair.

You don't signal turns because everyone knows where you're going, anyway.

No social events can be scheduled when the school gym floor is being varnished.

You call a wrong number and they supply you with the correct one. And ask how your family is.

Everyone knows all the news before it's published; they just read the school paper to see whether the publisher got it right.

The city limits signs are both on the same post!

The City jail is called amoeba, because it only has one cell.

There's no place to go that you shouldn't.

A "Night on the Town" takes only 11 minutes.

The New Year's baby was born in October. In a town 45 minutes away.

Running from the cops consists of hiding in the hayfield.

You have to name six surrounding towns to explain to people where you're from.

There is no point in high-school reunions because everyone knows what everyone else is doing anyway.

Driving cars up and down the main drag is a universal high school experience.

You can name everyone you graduated with.

You know what 4-H is.

You ever went to parties at a pasture, barn, or in the middle of a dirt road.

You said the 'f' word and your parents knew within the hour.

You schedule parties around the schedule of different police officers, since you know which ones would bust you and which ones wouldn't - same goes with the game warden.

You ever went cow-tipping or snipe hunting.

School gets canceled for state sporting events.

You could never buy cigarettes because all the store clerks knew how old you were and if you were old enough, they would still tell your folks.

When you did find someone old enough and brave enough to buy cigarettes, you still had to go out to the country and drive back roads to smoke them.

You were ever in the Homecoming parade.

You have ever gone home for Homecoming.

It was cool to date someone from the neighboring town.

You had senior skip day.

The whole school went to the same party after graduation.

You don't give directions by street names or references (turn by Nelson's house, go two blocks to the Anderson's turn left and it's four houses left of the football field).

You can't help but date a friend's ex-girlfriend.

Your car stays filthy because of the dirt roads, and you will never own a dark vehicle for this reason.

You think kids that ride skateboards are weird.

The town next to you is considered "trashy" or "snooty" but is actually just like your town.

Getting paid minimum wage is considered a great job.

You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980 as "rich" people.

The people in the city dress funny, then you pick up on the trend a few years later.

You bragged to your friends because you got pipes on your truck for your birthday.

Anyone you want can be found at either the Drifters or the feed store.

You see at least one friend a week driving a tractor through town.

Basketball coaches suggest that you haul hay for the summer to get stronger.

The city council meets at the coffee shop.

Your letter jacket was worn after your 19th birthday.

You have ever taken a trailer or dog to school on a daily basis.

Weekend excitement involves a trip to the grocery store.

Even the ugly people enter beauty contests.

You decide to walk somewhere for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask if you need a ride.

Your teachers call you by your older siblings names.

Your teachers remember when they taught your parents.

You can charge at all the local stores.

The closest McDonald's is 45 miles away.

So is the closest mall.

It is normal to see an old man riding through town on a riding lawn mower.

Everyone who played sports had to play on every type of team, or there wouldn't be enough people to have a team.

Being able to hit a road sign with a beer bottle while driving down the highway is considered a necessary skill.

A cool vehicle had big tires or a bad-ass stereo.

Driving to the party on a four wheeler is quite normal.

You thought the 30-year-old guy that still was at all the parties was cool.

The town population increases by one-third when the universities go on break.

The best burgers in town are at home.

You know exactly where to go when the party is at "the lake".

You lost your virginity at a bush party.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from a small town

Current Mood: amused
10:49 pm
You know you're from Wyoming when................
"Vacation" means going to Cheyenne for the weekend.

You have ever uttered the term " Greenie!"

It's "BIG NEWS" if a non-Wyoming friend saw a celebrity once.

Down south to you means Colorado.

All the festivals across the state are named after terrain features or Indian tribes.

You know what a Jackalope is.

You know that Devils Tower is in Wyoming and that it is not where the devil lives.

You know that Yellowstone is in Wyoming, not Montana.

You know that Wyoming is in the United States, not Canada. (Or a suburb of Denver)

You drink pop; not soda.

You never knew there was a taxi service in your town.

Down south to you means Colorado.

You only paid $5.00 to cut your own Douglas Fir Christmas tree.

You pawned a snow blower instead of a set of golf clubs.

The elevation is five times higher than the population on the city welcome sign.

There are more oil pumping units than trees.

Antelope outnumber the sheep.

Wide open spaces mean 120 miles to the next rest stop.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Wyoming.

Current Mood: giggly
11:38 am
Hey Everybody
Well, you got me to join too. I don't know how entertaining I'll be, but I guess we'll find out. Can't believe the boys are almost 1 - can you??? Just started working on his album, since we've moved twice and everything since he was born...hopefully will get caught up soon!!!!
Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005
11:55 pm
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Current Mood: hopeful
11:54 pm
I forgot I wanted to tell this story too so I just will make a new post. The horses like I said were in the backyard last night. Well our dogs are also in the backyard. Rosie, the little mutt, had to be tied up at night cuz she wanders and is annoying. I should mention that Rosie is a Dachipoo...a dachsund, chiuaua and poodle mix. She weighs all of 7 lbs soaking wet and has inherited EVERY annoying habit each breed posseses. I can't STAND HER!!! But my daughter loves her, so what do you do? Soooooo it rained yesterday evening and our horses get real frisky when it rains. Abby, the 4 year old, yep you guessed it, got tangled up in Rosies rope...... So she's a bucking and kicking with the rope tangled all up in her legs with Rosie the dog bouncing around with every kick and buck and yipping and screaming and crying very LOUD....My daughter and my niece were out, scooping poo, and saw this and didn't know what to do cuz they didn't want to get close to Abby and her kicking to get Rosie out of that mess.....So just as they were about to scream for me, the rope broke and Rosie went flying into the fence. Abby kicked the rope free and carried on like nothing happened. Rosies was huddled by the fence shaking and just whimpering when my daughter scooped her up. I think she's still shaking and had developed a weird head twitch. Not really, but it was definitely funny, to me, cuz I don't like her much. But Riley, my daughter, was panicked. But Rosie was fine, didn't have a scratch. So I wish I would have videotaped it...but that darn thing is never handy when stuff like that happens. So theres another exciting glimpse into our crazy funny farm.....

Current Mood: amused
11:49 pm
Ok so I had to make a run into town today for fly stuff. I think I bought out every store that sold fly stuff. Let me start at yesterday. Coco got her foot caught in the fence and jerked a post up. Not just any post, but a post that was buried about 4 feet down and in rock. Well actually she didn't pull the post up, she broke it in half. So the horses were out wandering. When Jack caught up to them they were meandering down the highway. Darn city folks probably were wondering about them darn big deer in the road. But any way, luckily I was up at 5am and discovered them gone. SOOOOOO we had to put them in our BACKYARD! until Jack could fix the fence. We have a pretty good sized back yard, so it wasnt a problem....we thought. But horses go poo a lot.....and they went poo ALOT in our backyard. So we are in fly HELL! I haven't had a chance to scoop poop, so I got a huge fly zapper, fly paper, fly spray....anything that said it would kill flies I got. Jack got the fence fixed today, so the horses are back where they belong but for some reason the flies decided they like the house better. So tomorrow I am going hunting for flies. So anyway, I don't know why I decided to share this, but it was really an eventful couple of days. Guess my life is pretty poopy.......hehe.

Current Mood: crappy
12:52 am
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Current Mood: silly
12:07 am
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had
> no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the
> horse immediately springs into motion.
> It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to
> slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but
> cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the
> horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The
> horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.
> Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from
> the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes
> entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's
> pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
> As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away
> from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart
> greeter, sees her
> Desperation and unplugs the horse.

Current Mood: bouncy
Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005
11:16 pm
Ok if you received the email from me, and came, THANK YOU! You can see how blank all of this is, so please post and join and help me. Thank you and lets GIT R DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Current Mood: anxious
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